you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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