I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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