haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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