What should our trivia night team be named?
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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