I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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