Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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