Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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