Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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