You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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