She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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