I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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