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(469): View more from Texas

Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them

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(515): View more from Iowa

took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru

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(323): View more from California

Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.

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(312): View more from Illinois

on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life

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