There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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