yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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