That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
