where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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