On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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