It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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