he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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