I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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