really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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