No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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