David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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