It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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