sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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