party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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