Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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