She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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