I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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