This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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