He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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