Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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