Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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