He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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