..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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