Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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