Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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