Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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