Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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