have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just google imaged poop.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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