Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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