can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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