i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We have started to decorate penises.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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