I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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