i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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