just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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