he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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