And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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