i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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