Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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