Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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