Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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