STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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