have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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