Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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